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New York Comic Con
2009
Well kids, one of
the most highly-anticipated fan events of the year has come
and gone and despite an overwhelming mass of humanity packed
into a segment of the Javits Center and occasional inspired
visits from some small screen glitterati, the overall result
was an underwhelmed meh.
Falling short of the
expectation and star power of 2008’s con, this year’s
festivities were less interesting and far less organised.
Convention-goers were trapped in a mass of overwrought
geekdom with too few outlets in which to let their freak
flags fly.
I think most of the
issue came from a concerted effort to make it a true COMIC
CON! - with pulp authors, inkers and artists taking centre
stage. Somewhere along the line, the organisers
must’ve realised that this wasn’t bringing in the cabbage
they hoped and slowly some TV shows eked in, amping up the
excitement to an expectant whimper. At last, Disney,
Warner Brothers and the Japanese film phenom Takashi Miike
were corralled and there was finally some actual buzz.
All this is ironic,
as it’s possible the initial idea may have been to exclude
TV and film media to keep the New York con from the
complaints of the bigger San Diego affair becoming mere
promotion for the Hollywood machine. Sadly, New York
is not nearly as well-known and needs that Hollywood kiss
and movie star glamour to grow. Also, there was a
noticeable segregation of Asian input, perhaps mollifying
the grumbles of older generation traditional comic con
attendees freaked out by the sight of shrieking Narutards
and jiggying Haruhi Suzumiya clones.
Here are some bits
and pieces:
The Good:
All things UP:
Disney brought out their Pixar summer jewel with an
appearance by director Pete Docter and producer Jonas
Rivera. They also unspooled 41 minutes and 16 seconds
of heart tugging and joyous footage, which made me froth at
the fang for May to get here quicker. Really, this
could be Up there with A Bug’s Life & Monsters Inc. on the
LMD Pixar charts.
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PACEY!:
I mean, Mighty Ducks star Joshua Jackson and the cast of TV
buzzpot Fringe all lingering about the con, being cool and
fabulous.
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I met the Master of
the Whedonverse:
Yes, chilluns, I finally have shared the same air as the
King of Cult Television, Convention God Joss Whedon.
Having been a huge fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer (-
before
Dawn came and messed everything up),
owing him for the world’s introduction to Nathan Fillion and
being on happy tenterhooks for his new series Dollhouse,
this was a big deal. Side story; on the last day of
the con, I finally was able to make it through the dealers
room and as I was perusing some goodies, someone tapped me
on the shoulder; “Excuse me, could you take a picture of me
and my friend?” I turn around to take the proffered camera
and see the asker putting him arm around his “friend” who
was …
wait for it … Joss Whedon! Having
remembered me from our interview earlier, we walked together
through the con for a bit before he got swamped by disciples
falling to kiss the soles of his Keds and I booked it for
high ground. Sorry, Joss.
Dave Gibbons at the
Watchmen Q&A:
I mention him specifically because it was a damned shame
Warner Brothers hadn’t bothered to bring on of the 50-odd
actors playing main roles in the film. I said it last year,
bring your A game, people. Luckily, the author was
erudite, funny and put to rest for all time the lingering
question of ‘Is Alan Moore batshit crazy?’
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Best Video Game
presentation - Wolverine:
I’m still back on my Atari 2600, but I think I might have to
seriously upgrade after getting a look at Captain Adamantium
literally rip people in half with those famous three prong
claws in full blooming colour. After the demo, we were
given foam finger versions of our own to snarl around and
call people “bub” with. Those foam fingers came in second
for the award for…

Best Swag -
Sherrilyn Kenyon’s multimedia giveaway:
The supernatural novelist handed out some handy, durable
bags emblazoned with her upcoming Dark Hunters manga art on
them. There were copies of a few of her latest
paperbacks which she was happy to sign for free all weekend.
And she had fortune cookies! I’m not sure how this
fits into her mythology, but I was starving and food at the
con is mad expensive, so she wins! I will add Kenyon
had a fantastic looking booth with life sized cutouts of her
manga characters all around. This is how an author
gets noticed at a con. Off as I am at the mo’ on urban
Fantasy, seeing the manga characters made we want to see the
book.
 
The guy who had the
stones to ask the Friday the 13th movie panel,
“Why do we even need this film?”:
Ah, the heedless bravery of a comic convention-goer.
Amid cheers and hisses and the barely-contained outrage of
the producers, this young man asked what had been on
everyone’s mind during the self-congratulatory panel for the
remake.

The Bad:
Well, I can’t
complain about Star Wars this year as I legged it out
of the panel before they could start along with about 2/3’s
of the audience, many of whom turned up in the massive queue
for the Robot Chicken panel. For all I know,
the Star Wars panel this year was the greatest thing any
convention has ever seen… yeah!
Overall organisation
and how bloody packed the con was:
Okay, NYCC folks, learn the grid, love it, embrace it. From
the moment I opened up the programme, I knew I was in
trouble; there was no straight schedule grid. In other
words, Friday 11AM-11:30AM - these events are taking place
in these rooms. Very simple, ne? Instead, there was an
incomplete listing of panels title by title without much
sense of order. Simplify, folks, simplify. When you walk
straight down the middle of the dealer’s room aisles and
can’t move about or see any of the booths for the crowds of
people around you, that’s too many people.

At least this year
they remembered to make up potty passes for folks settled in
the IGN theatre. I’m taking partial credit for that
improvement.
The Rant:
Nikkatsu & Johnny’s Entertainment:
Let me be Swarovski
clear, Grady Hendrix is a sartorially exemplary cherubic god
among men, seriously. After all he’s had to contend
with during Comic Con, I’m sending his name into the
Vatican. Subway Cinema pulled a wondrous coup by
bringing the premiere of Yatterman, a live action version of
a 1970’s Tatsunoko, anime to New York for its premiere.
Even more, he managed to scoop director Takashi Miike
himself and the star of the film, Japanese pop star, Sho
Sakurai, in the offing. Sadly, along with the film and
the pop tart, came a load of baggage which is the focus of
this kvetch. Even if I’m not fanatical over every film
in Takashi Miike’s extensive canon, damme if Audition isn’t
one of the creepiest movies ever made; so I was excited for
the world premiere of the innovative director’s latest (-
Click
here for our
review!). However, the quicker Japanese
film companies and management teams learn that the silly,
prohibitive rules that bar press and fans from interacting
with, and heaven forbid, giving free publicity to their
client/projects in Japan do not wash so well in the US, the
happier we’ll all be. There was the arrogance of the lauded
Comic Con “personal appearance” of Yatterman star, Jpop
“sensation” Sho Sakurai to his international fans - which
consisted of the fetching Japanese androgyne standing in an
overhead office window, waving and pointing to about 70
little girls down on the convention floor (-
while about 150
con-goers watched them scream)
for a whopping minute and a half; no autographs, no
handshakes, nothin’ - “for security reasons”. Um,
Madonna still does record signings, the Jonas Brothers and Miley flipping Cyrus do autograph signings – nobody dies
during those. Apparently, this sort of fanblock
happens all the time in the East in accordance with
freakishly strict, hands-off regimentation by young Master
Sakurai’s personal management, an outfit called Johnny’s
Entertainment. Then there’s the refusal of film
company, Nikkatsu, to entertain interview requests (-
even for Miike,
who’s perfectly press-friendly)
from anyone who wasn’t selected print (re:
Japanese),
or television (re:
NHK, TV Tokyo).
I’m sure it was thanks to the entreaties from the wonderful
Mr. Hendrix that the excluded reporters who wished to speak
with Miike were allowed a brief press conference where we
were practically threatened with confiscation of our first
born kittens and best-loved hair products if we dared to
snap any pictures of the Golden Pop Idol. Pay no mind to
the 30 Japanese photographers and film crews present all
around us capturing every moment of Western attention.
They brought over their own press; who needed us? The
entire thing felt like a manipulative game Nikkatsu &
Johnny’s were playing, using the US fans and press as a prop
to show off back home in Japan. Normally, I don’t go
spleeny over the business side of things, but as we on the
site are interested in featuring more on Japanese pop
culture, including filmmakers and music acts, this is not
encouraging.
At great risk to my precious Manic
Panic, Illicit Photography follows:
The Weird:
The Surrogates
panel:
A trailer for the new Bruce Willis clone-related actioner (Clones
are big this year – George Lucas, so ahead of the curve),
without
much bite or substance ended with about 100 models pouring
forth from behind the stage in untouchable perfection that
no average comic con-goer could even dream of attaining,
handing out business cards emblazoned with the film’s
official site. Well, all right.
The Terminator
Salvation panel:
Director McG must’ve stomped the stuffing out of the
competition as a kid running for class president. He’s
like a whole cheerleading squad rolled into one person.
Dropping famous names like sweets to the starving con
masses; pulling a Christian Bale burnout on an
unsuspecting journalist. Dragging three Terminator
fans onto the panel stage to “help him with the questions”
then never referring to them again. Promising that he
would go with the audience’s notes back to the editing room
and employ their feedback; the blatant neediness and
badgering for approval was disturbing. He endlessly praised
Bale until I wondered if he was getting paid per
compliment. McG
called Bale’s house, ambushing Mrs. Bale (Mr.
Bale was smart enough not to be at home – perhaps off
to an anger management class?),
haranguing the crowd to scream their support for the
Terminator film over his crackberry speakerphone for Mrs.
Bale’s bemusement. It did not make up for the utter
confusion of the clip he brought; granted it’s a mishmash of
unfinished footage, but I could not make heads or tails, nor
could I determine that there was all that much Bale
in the footage. There was a Bale lookalike (Sam
Worthington, apparently)
who I kept mixing up, so it took a lot of hot air out of
McG’s Bale-stroking when we couldn’t even make
out his star. Just odd …
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Overall, the whole
thing was a large step down from last year’s New York Comic
Con; with the tumult created by the exclusive footage of
The Dark Knight and the involvement of true legends of
the geekosphere (-
Stan Lee!
Neil
Gaiman!)
as well as Hollywood bigwigs. I actually missed Eva
Mendes and Frank Miller vamping it up for the
cameras for The Spirit and Lou Ferrigno
intimidating a voice-over job as The Hulk out of
Tim Roth and director Louis Letterier. All
who attended last year waxed melancholy for the Hellboy 2
panel which included the entire cast surrounded by actors in
the film’s phantasmagoric monster costumes and director
Guillermo Del Toro himself handing out special comic
con-edition Hellboy 2 posters.
Perhaps it’s the
fragile economy that had Universal Pictures, 20th
Century Fox and others opting out of showing their
wares, but their lack of attendance was certainly noted by
the wide expanse of crossover media coverage this year and
surely they must know that Comic Con buzz is priceless.
As for the con
itself, I think they rested upon last year’s laurels too
much and didn’t give the forethought to comfort and interest
of the average conventioneer, for whom the con is a yearly
spark of colour and fun. This year was a lot less spark,
very little colour and not enough room to have much fun.
~ The Lady Miz Diva
Feb. 10th
2009
Coming soon:
Some Comic Con discoveries for our
Stuf
section and transcriptions from our face time with Joss
Whedon, Takashi Miike, Pixar’s Peter
Docter & Jonas Rivera, Joshua Jackson &
Jeremy Renner of The Hurt Locker & The Unusuals.
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