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		 Asia 
		Argento. For those familiar, Asia’s very name conjures a plethora of 
		impressions, mostly based on her raw, uninhibited presence onscreen. Her 
		beauty, canniness and the underlying touch of madness that transcends 
		the screen in many of her films is responsible for a devoted cult 
		following amongst a wide and varied demographic. For those who 
		unfamiliar with the Italian star, the closest crossover comparison I can 
		make with the sensual, dusky beauty is to that of an independent film 
		version of Angelina Jolie. Straight, gay, young or old, everyone who’s 
		seen her is intrigued by Asia. Apparently, director Olivier Assayas feels the same 
		way. The auteur of such arthouse classics like Demonlover, Irma Vep and 
		Clean, has once again made a study of a woman in the midst of 
		transformation and the repercussions of those changes. With Boarding 
		Gate, Assayas seems more preoccupied with what he can capture Argento 
		doing on film rather than such trifles as creating a cohesive storyline 
		or guiding able performances out of his cast.   Here’s what I could gather, Argento plays Sandra, a 
		woman with a fallen past trying to extract herself from one 
		self-destructive relationship in order to be free for another lover and 
		a new life waiting in Hong Kong. Unfortunately for relationship # 1, 
		despite their shared propensity for S&M, the ties (N.P.I) between Sandra 
		and Miles, her old lover/pimp (- played by Michael Madsen), can 
		only be severed in the most permanent way - possibly under orders from 
		relationship # 2. Sandra flees Europe for Hong Kong allegedly to rejoin 
		her married lover boy who’s wifey doesn’t exactly take to a 
		charmingly-tattooed concubine vying for her man’s affections. Cue 
		attempt at Hong Kong action-style chase as Sandra runs for her life from 
		the wife’s scary henchmen. Sandra realises that Hong Kong may not be the 
		place for her, after all. I think I may have given Boarding Gate more of a 
		plot than actually exists on screen. There are long, droning bouts of 
		dialog about nothing that I suppose are meant to link scenes together, 
		but all Boarding Gate really does is fixate on watching Asia Argento do 
		stuff. Look, there’s Asia in Madsen’s office being naughty on his desk. 
		Hey, there’s Asia and Madsen having kinky sex. Boy, Asia sure looks 
		swell running around Hong Kong with a gun. Fair enough, for some that 
		may be a sufficient expenditure of 90 minutes, but I was looking for a 
		bit more. Assayas’ usual beautiful, frameable imagery of his previous 
		works gives way to muddy palettes and seedy lighting. Perhaps his visual 
		choices were a reflection of the murky souls of his characters and 
		perhaps it’s just uncharacteristically sloppy work. The latter would 
		certainly explain the script that rambles in its first half and then 
		grinds to an unsatisfying halt once the locations move to Hong Kong. 
		Even with the frantic chase scene, the tension in the film is nil as one 
		never gets to know the characters or their motivations enough to care 
		what happens to any of them, Sandra included. Any exposition of 
		character development is delivered in dull, barely-coherent mumbles that 
		reveal the cast to be as uninterested in the script as we are. Only 
		Kelly Lin as the vengeful wife seems to have any acuity or restraint. 
		Boarding Gate should have been something more, this dark tale of a 
		murderess on the run through two continents. Instead, due to Assayas’ 
		pointless, meandering script and laissez-faire treatment of his actors, 
		all we get is a vapid, boring mess where an edgy, modern film noir might 
		have been.   ~Mighty Ganesha March 17th 2008 
				
				 
				    
				  
				
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